Me: Satan made The Period.
Chet: Why do you say that?
Me: Well technically it was God.
Chet: Again, why?
Me: Well Satan made Eve eat the apple who in turn made Adam eat the apple. Well, he choose to but, whatever. Then God was all, “Satan, you’re a punk, and Eve you have to have kids now. And periods.” So I suppose God did it.
Chet: What was God’s plan for procreation prior to the apple? Just keep Adam and Eve around forever?
Me: Probably. I’m sure He had a tattoo that said, “Adam and Eve 4 Life!” He had to have it removed.
Chet: It’s God. He probably just blinked it out of existence.